You have come upon my lair ... the place I call home, the place where I house my treasure, the place where my dreams and adventures are born. Please, make yourself comfortable. Search the world of my library if you like, or, if it better suits you, explore the tunnels and passageways of my home.
But if you are truly brave, with a heart for adventure and no fear of danger, come with me. Let me take you on a journey that you will not soon forget.